I work in the security department. The customer comes to connect the apartment to the security controller. Fill out documents and in the object card (the characteristics of the apartment) writes, literally:
- Two-room apartment in the first entrance on the first floor of the nine-storey panel house, windows of the kitchen and lodge out on the back of the house, the bedroom window on the entrance (facade). Animals in the apartment: a dumb cat. In the event of a cat alarm or cat attack on the police officer, shoot the cat to the defeat (you will shoot, do not damage the linoleum, the apartment can be rented)

I can’t stand up to see the cat’s hand.