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 15.09.2012
XX: You are ugly yourself! The Ahats are cute.
They also love me...
Oh! What I remembered...
One day the children asked me "What is it: teeth are, and not bites?".
I thought for a long time and answered – a land slug.

YYY: O.O

XXX: They are the same.
You know why?
Because the snails have 25,000 teeth in their mouths, and they have not yet attacked or bitten a single person.

I know how many teeth they have.

XX: I represent the headlines of the newspapers "Vineyard puppies gathered in a band of twenty puppies and attacked a man who walked out his dog. Man in resuscitation, details are being clarified".

YYY: HDDD

XH: I explained to them the same.
In the end, I am a fool, and the answer is a scratch.
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