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 16.09.2012
The Wedding. Purchase the bride. A brutal auction in which the girlfriends of the bride do not reduce the price by a yota.
The amount is not enormous, but quite decent even for such an event as a wedding.
The boyfriend and his friends are enthusiastic gamers of computer games. Everyone is fucking. The noise of gamma. A deal is going. There is nothing to do and the bridegroom counts the required amount.
And here, as if by a maneuvering of hands, everyone is stuck and in silence a weak, quiet, but clearly heard and sorrowfully killed voice of one of the friends of the bridegroom is heard: "Well, all! P...eth now a new VIDEO CARD!".
The curtain...
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