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 19.09.2012
The oldest generation is the oldest generation.)

The chief engineer (GI), an uncle of 55, approaches me right away and says:
GI: Here’s the camera, I need to take a picture from it onto the computer!
Okay, is there a cable?
Q: What kind of cable?
I: Well data cable to connect the camera to the comp
G: No, no
I: I do not have either. There is no card reader. Unable to drop then.
Mmmmm... the pixels!
I : what?? to
GY: P-I-K-S-E-L-I You can get through them!
I am : O_o? No, I cannot...
Q: Yeah yeah? Well, these are like them there... Ah! The Bytes! Kilobytes and megabytes. Through them it is possible!!! to
I: O_o O_o O_o... eeee... no, I can’t...
GI: Why?? to
I: * a long, clear explanation of the concepts of pixels, bytes, kilobytes and more*
GI: No, you just have to put the camera to the monitor and the photo will drop.
I: So get it...

.............

G: It doesn’t work, why?? to
I: You have apparently the monitor not working properly, call the service center.
GI: Certainly!! to
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