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 21.06.2008
An ordinary sunny day.
Nothing to do...
I decided to wash the car. As it turned out later...
I washed the body, went to the salon, started dusting, understood that it was no longer a pity to give money to the washing machine, because the floor in the "Zubile" could only come up with a Russian engineer, as in advertising "difficult places" everywhere... I already had the dust cleaner to scratch, the whole stuff, and here I made a fatal mistake shit...
Having removed the rear seats, got into the car and started dusting, so as not to break away from the process decided to smoke right in the car, smarter than anything to come up with how to shake the ashes directly into the sucking tube of the vacuum cleaner, the coal burned so much that I liked it and I smoked another one, and finally unplugged, so as not to be especially sprinkled, I decided to throw the second pipe straight into the vacuum cleaner... Instant reaction, I could not think before that the reactive engine of internal "combustion" can be made with my own hands from the Chinese vacuum cleaner and untouched furnace.
The verdict: the dust cleaner of the Khan...(-600r.)
washing the ceiling, glass from copot (-350p)
Smoking should be stopped...
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