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 26.09.2012
About the iPhone5.
I recently bought a new toilet, with an elongated barrel and seat shape "a rectangle with rounded corners" it’s just divine, I don’t change it for anything. The old models of this firm are also good, but this new one has an even larger tank and even more lengthy, it's straight "tron", indeed even on the old model never was able to empty the whole barrel when washed.
All the others who have simple toilets they just envy me when they say that their toilet is no worse. Competitors really also have a toilet with a large barrel and still washing power like the Niagara Falls, but it’s not as cool as I do! they have a toilet with a shelf, but they have the past century, I have a stylish, fashionable, youthful with a straight sludge all falls right into the water, really when you walk big, the water on the pop splashes,
But nothing I used to paper clothes, then it will not scratch. Yes, and the barrel is large, but not the standard proportions have to stretch a little to the sludge button, and there is no stool like all the others, but it is not needed here, everything is cleaned after use, and the fact that in the winter the pop will freeze is not a problem. And the erchic needs to be special to it only from the manufacturer's firm, it's such a complex device. He’s so dumb, so dumb, and everyone else is jealous of me.
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