I have two sons, twins, 3.5 years old. Loud and active children. From this morning I read them a book, we get into a picture with the planets of the solar system. I read all the names, here comes my mom. The children sit on it, naturally roll on the floor and shout, one: I am Pluto, Uranus and Mercury, the other: I am Saturn, Pluto and Mars. When I watched my mom try to escape, I said, “Well, I’m Jupiter, the biggest. Our mother is Venus, the goddess of beauty. Mother under the children annoyed: "No! I am Earth, the goddess of fertility!and "