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 27.09.2012
On the topic "Shoes for her face":
My brother complains:
- She (wife) a dumb fashion, then she runs after me with a wallet: "Look, he is on the folds completely wiped out", then with shoes: "The paddle is behind, the repair was not taken", then with the shirt that our dog used. I ask what damn this shit in my face is, in response:"And that you don’t say that I buy unnecessary things". Where is logic?
I wanted to ask him the same thing.
Guys, I understand, of course, all families are different, and wealth is different for everyone. And, probably, there are ladies who are angry with fat, and they will have seven bags and shoes enough for all the ballerinas of the Grand Theatre. But after all, this is rather an exception, most families live very modestly, and 1-2 pairs of seasonal shoes are the norm. You take a look, maybe, and really the boots are no longer there, the coat of five years ago is covered by the donelze, and the dress the wife has already crossed three times. You complain that your wife has been walking home in the old coat for years. And where does she get a new thing if for every purchase one complaint? So they turn some time, before marriage, cared for women into dull aunts, risky on секонд-hends. But she also earns, and the family budget replenishes, not on your neck. And as on children, things are burning, and kids grow quickly... Only a new jacket was bought, and it was already small.
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