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 04.10.2012
Venetian55
The size of the screen is not scary, on the contrary, super, you will get used to it! Only in public transportation all the others will see what you are doing!Imagine a screensaver girl with breasts on the galaxy s2 and this same girl on the galaxy note 5.5? You sit and next to you stand holding on the hand of 3 men and watch in your smartphone on your breast :)
nsktravel
Think positively!
Here’s what if these three men are from the FSB and are watching you. And so they looked at the breasts, noticed, and you - hop at the stop and remember what they called! Or they looked around, noticed, their hands unwittingly bended to the size of their breasts, here the driver sharply on the brakes - flew to the beginning of the cabin, struck the grandmother, the grandmother raised a scandal, they had to present the quives - they were exposed! Or they looked around, they noticed, they began to discuss, and you remember, in the department... a, a, a, on the listening... and you are such a burner – well, what has a twenty-year-old hipster student to do with a forty-year-old dulled engineer and a sixty-year-old half-boy? All, opened, titles will not wait, the prize will not be received!
And if they didn’t look around and didn’t notice – then they’re p...aras, which also doesn’t color them and adds healthy laughter, which, as is known, prolongs life! Their life!
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