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 04.10.2012
The case was in Sweden. In the evening, I tell my partner a joke: journalists ask Lukashenko - why, say, in Belarus are such high loads?
He invites them to the farm - around bright light, clean, there is electronics.Lukashenko approaches the cow, scratches her behind her ear:
What will we give today, milk or meat?
We meet him in the office tomorrow. On the first floor there is a huge coffee machine - that's just something she doesn't want to work in the morning. T. approaches the car and gives out in Russian almost without an accent:
What will we give today, coffee or spare parts?
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