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 05.10.2012
Mother of Grandpa:
Did you congratulate your daughter on her birthday?
... whom?! to
The daughter!
What is the number today?
- 12 (the case was on April 12).
...
In an hour he comes to me and says:
I didn’t know what day today was. It turns out today is March 8. I congratulate you.
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