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 05.10.2012
If I suddenly fall into the 11th century AD. A thousand years ago, how do we survive? And where is it better to go if you can choose coordinates?
yyy: Go to the Commander Islands, to the Stellar Cows.
Yyy: Cows are dumb, they have no natural enemies, there seem to be no people on these islands either at the time.
Yyy: You will feed cows and live in total safety.
What about the Aunt?
So are the cows!
VVD: There are cows.

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