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 07.10.2012
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Life Tricks - Useful Advice to Simplify Life

Chips are extremely flammable, so they can be used to ignite a fire. And they burn long enough to burn raw wood. The secret lies in the oil that the chips are impregnated with during the cooking process. When in contact with fire, it blows up. So when going for a picnic, don’t forget to pick up a pack of bigger chips.

“Blajaja, that’s the yearkoff jump, I’ve made my life easier... Suuki.

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