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 07.10.2012
(About the vibrators)

I got a gift here... girls, no, I can’t use that!+

It is rubbery, black (comments will be removed), cold. How can you get excited and get something out of it??? I am a conservative! I am only excited by man and no other foreign objects invented by the scientific and technical progress of the 21st century, combined with the sounds they produce. Everything immediately falls from me.
The subject has found a scope of application. My cat loves him. In principle, he loves everything that cheers and vibrates. He likes when I dust him, he likes when I chew him as a vibrating massager, well, this subject also interested him incredibly. If you turn it on - all, my cat forever :)))
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