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 07.10.2012
Once in the garage looking for something, I accidentally saw a box from the signal "starline" - I open - there is a barrel, the second which. Oh, let me think I will take it with me, maybe anyone will need it, it can be written on any signal from this series. He threw me into a mess and forgot. A week has passed, today I go, in October is my former car, which I sold for a year and a half. And I remember that it was on her too (at the time) I put a starline with a car-start. I slowed down, got a slide - tried - a spark, opens)) I pick up the phone of the buyer (I think I will give it, it will be useful), and he drops and drops. Very busy to see.
I pulled it off the button, let it warm up. And he will go out of work (just lunch) and sit in the heat. No, he doesn’t take the phone!
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