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 10.10.2012
scheme of our state.

Do we need to improve the work of the IMF? We will not register complex crimes and therefore increase disclosure.
Should the FSB work? We will announce everyone who receives funding from abroad by foreign agents.
Need to fight drugs? Recognize the drug food mac and anesthetic.
Do you have to fight drunk driving? Reduce the minimum permissible level of alcohol in the blood to 0 promile.
People are protesting? We will adopt a law according to which all protesters will be held accountable for any knockout.
Bad for the economy? We will hold a multi-million summit where we will tell everyone how well it is.
Sport in the ass? Winter Olympics in the summer resort. Let everyone see that we are doing well with the sport.
Do you hate the national leader? We will give him a victory in the election with a significant gap.
Officials’ crimes are visible to everyone. The law on slander and basman justice will help. Whatever they wreak.
Need to improve education? Let’s figure out our ratings so that our universities would be the first.
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