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 13.10.2012
The story of Grubas about the grandmother and the magnetophone. Rough as always in his repertoire, grandmother, tears, tumblrock.
Here is the real story.
We arrived in the village of Mikhailovka near Urupinsk. The distant relatives. Murdered land, murdered farm, murdered garden. Judging by dimensions, there was a powerful farm, but launched by the most impossible. The owner drinks, but the grandmother bites, the veterinarian. In the village, it turns out to be a very valuable and dear man. But it is not about him. They complain to me, the refrigerator does not work, rather it works continuously and does not turn off. In order not to burn it, it was just turned off until it was discovered. Already five times the master called, will come, a bottle of vodka will eat, promises to come tomorrow, replace the relay and ends. Judging by the stories, the local master, the fox is rare, he has been doing them with this relay for six months. Shortly I went there with one screwdriver and repaired it. Everything turned out to be simpler and more difficult to get rid of. In the village, the voltage is below 220V, so the refrigerator at this voltage can not freeze above 5 degrees of frost, and the master, the infestation, seen as biting a chip, all the peasants in turn touched the frost regulator to 15 degrees. So here, the regulator stands at 15 degrees of frost, the refrigerator tries to freeze those 15 degrees, the relay honestly monitors and does not see those degrees, so everything works continuously.
After turning the regulator to 4 degrees of frost, the refrigerator started working like a clock.
This is how we do our grandmothers in the village.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1210/o121011.html#2
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