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 14.10.2012
The Lover:
Dear wives with chronic headache syndrome, lovers of sleep and sexual boycott. Thank you for your position. Thanks to you, we unmarried women are not alone.

My dear mistress!
First of all, I would like to draw your attention to the fact that if you saw other spouses not only in an elevated (in all respects) state and at the parade, if you had to see him in the evenings and the evil, not knowing on whom to place this anger, and drunk, and unshaken, and squeezed on hygiene, and not-fuck-me-brain, when reminded of it, and in a state of distance-from-me-with-your-kiss-I-play/watch-football, capricious worse than any child, as well as roaring, blinking, scratching in your nose, scratching your ass or scrotum - you would also at least sometimes lose the desire to have sex with him, no matter how you love him. ALWAYS ready for sex only rubber dolls and desperately lonely women (this is not mocking - she was in such a role).
I would also like to note that, as men themselves have repeatedly emphasized, they adhere to a polygamous position not because they are not satisfied with a regular woman - they want diversity. They "strigs come", and we can only accept that. And the fact that the lover tells you how he has not slept with his wife for months, and how she refuses him - nothing more than fairy tales to calm your self-love. Don’t promise to marry yet? "When will children grow up so that they don’t get injured?"
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