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 14.10.2012
Georgian and Japanese

A delegation from Japan arrived in a Georgian village.
The chairman of the collage of the host party was a very representative man – weighing 150 kg and 2 meters in height, well, and, as it is appropriate, grown from head to foot – neither to give nor to take a giant from the fairy tale of the Japanese samurai.
On the evening of the separation, the Georgian side, as appropriate, pulled out a barrel of wine and a pig. The chairman was sitting at the head of the table, instead of a glass he used a two-litre fruit vase and the pig ate (A very important point!!) In the following way, he poured salt and broke a large piece of meat (as in old times on big parties).
At one moment, a little Japanese, sitting nearby, poured wine on his pants, and the chairman, not thinking long, poured salt, so that the spot was easy to wash off.
There was no limit to the Japanese horror!! to
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