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 16.10.2012
The stiffness is like this:
... last year (when this... like his... unspoken Eiffel... in short, this Kudl erupted), our employee flew through London to a conference in, it seems, Rio, and in London it turned out that all flights were delayed for at least a couple of days. So there was no point in flying further – he didn’t have time for this conference. Decided to return, changed the return ticket in the VA, before the departure was three o'clock, and he wanted to smoke - in Heathrow with smokers and so bad, and there was still some repair, there was one gas chamber, and he decided to smoke on the street. He had multiple visas, so he went through immigration. They ask, “How long will we be with you?” Purpose of the visit?

He is like this: I go out, I smoke, and immediately back to Moscow.

This is cool.
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