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 16.10.2012
XXX: I have no money.
YYY: I have it. Are you already in extreme? I am a man after all.
To tell you later that I owe you something for this ticket?
xxx: And I didn't say that - I have money, but I don't have them.)
Who washed your brain so much? What is Schrödinger’s money?
Well, they’re... But they’re putting off buying a refrigerator.
I’m better than the refrigerator! ?
XXX is true? That refrigerator I have now was still with my parents, he is at least 20 years old, and it still works, though not so well. Are you sure you are able to live with one woman at least half of that time?
YYY: Fuck, are you all like you can guess everything in advance? 10 years, and in 10 years anything can happen!And we are already talking about the wedding?You have already planned to move to me?
YYY: You would ask me what I want my kids to call!
XXX: I’m not sure. I support a long-term and stable relationship. 1:0 for the refrigerator.
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