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 18.10.2012
LiLA18.10.12 - 00:19
I can’t breathe after them... How she bought them I don’t have the slightest idea, but she’s afraid of this one herself.. So, she decided to stick over me, sprinkled me in the bag... and left the room, and I can’t understand what it smells... In short, while she was in the kitchen, I threw her bag into the bedroom and closed the door... In short, you would hear those screams ))))))))) ahahaahaah)))) I thought the house would collapse ))))
Alexis 18.10.12 - 00:23
This is what! I once gave a colleague a counterfeit on Fahrenheit... You understand that there was nothing in common with the real Fahrenheit. (It is not surprising, for his former gave him) He found him used. Every time I smoked in the car, I sprayed the air conditioner. Instead of a refresher.
Alexis 18.10.12 - 00:23
So here
Alexis 18.10.12 - 00:24
We had to go to Pavlovsk together.
Alexis 18.10.12 - 00:25
Naturally, after each of his smoking, I began to hysterize, and begged not to smell that shit. So that shit sprinkled me, and I grabbed him. As a result, I was irritated, he had blisters, we smelled at the meeting with clients as two cheap and old prostitutes(( And the wife at home arranged hysteria, all about the same prostitutes.

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