I was on the subway today, almost squeezed. In the train hanged the advertisement of some Disney cartoon, so there the main character - a robot, whose head strongly smiles on the head of Macron from Quake 2. So, came some 4 guys, carefully looked at this advertisement, and, with the words "This is he", scratched it. The passengers look them in the eyes. The guys turn around, inspect everyone and one of them gives out: "Please stay calm. The main character of this cartoon is the distant ancestor of the Technocratic leader Strogg, who will attempt to capture the Earth in 2065. We were sent from the future to destroy everything related to the cartoon and stop the war. After that, all four patiently waited for the next station and went out... The passengers were just in the ash.

c) Riffrunner