XHH: My friend told me
The men come to the river, one on the shore falls on his knees and begins to recite:
Mother, give us bigger fish to catch bigger.
My son-in-law, my friend Vasily Petrovich, me and.... " (something like that).
They did not catch the shit, they leave, the man in the car goes in, turns on the river and screams: "Let you dry up, fucking mud".))))