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 25.06.2008
I have a friend - a shabout such a guy in nature Andrew.

Playing volleyball, God did not hurt the growth, as well as all available

He knows a lot of anecdotes and knows how to tell them.

In the soul of the company. He served in the VVD. He has a wife, just

The inch. She works in medicine, i.e. military duty.

Once again he came home under the shaft. Give him wife.

and pile. I understand why! When he came home, others were already there.

Work was gathered. Psihanul Andruha, grabbed the military ticket, bumbled

I went to the door and recruited in the army. Soon the darker clouds came back.

And let his wife say that even in the army, she doesn’t let him.

My wife cannot understand anything. And Andrew said he came in.

Military commissariat, a military ticket on the table: take to Chechnya at least now!

The officer took the ticket and turned it, looking at Andrew, then the ticket, then the

In his ticket. He asks:

Are you sure?

and yes! Take it!

Are you absolutely sure of that?

and yes! I want that!

Think the right way.

Nothing to think! Take it!

Another officer came. I looked at the ticket, on Andrew. They looked,

One and says:

We have seen everyone over the years of service and are not surprised by anything.

For the first time a husband sent his wife to the army.
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