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 27.10.2012
One day I saw a scene that can only be seen in...

Judge for yourself: a 50-year-old man is tapping on railways from the "Lower Kotlov" to the center. All dressed well, with a leather wallet. Why on the road? Because it is so faster.
The shortest way to the reso guarantee. Through Warsaw, we have to get around.

In the same direction, along the same track, he is carried in the back, as if a spared, electrician Domodedovo-Pavelecki. It is called the White Anaconda. Although the Domodedov air express is also red.

On this site almost every month "Anakonda" pushes someone.
It breaks down, breaks down and goes on. Engineers don’t always notice. Especially if in the dark time of day, or when hitting the "tail".

The engineer is careful. He is smart. He remotely notices the fool with the portfolio and is taken to exhaustly signal, slowing down. It is impossible to brake sharply - the train develops speed under the railway even within the city.
In general, the machinery continues all over Ivanovsk and slows slowly.
But the man is unwavering. He is in the affair. Cut the hats, break up the pillars - barbarin on the scales.

When there are a few meters left to the man with the portfolio, the engineer manages to significantly reduce the speed, but the train is still in dangerous proximity to the person.

Finally, the potential victim of the "Anakonda" is tempted to turn around, see the approaching Death and shoot out of the path.

But the action does not end there.
The pedestrian "Boyarin" suddenly realizes all the measure of humiliation. Even more would. He was forced to jump like a frog escaping from a young naturalist.
The lion is filled with a thirst for revenge.
She grabs the rod from the ground, runs next to the train’s main wagon and tries to roll the rod through the cabin of the engineers.
But the driver is not a stroke and does not hide his head in the cabin. He, hanging from the window of the armoured train almost by the belt, watered the man with water from a plastic bottle. The assistant mechanic also does not miss: he provides the senior comrade with artillery support, firing the "infanterist" with an apple bite.

The whole picture, of course, is abundantly spicy with twisted spices of a three-storey property, the weakest of which sounds like a "pidaras", and the options are stronger and uncomfortable to mention.

After a few seconds of conversation, the parties conclude the discussion and
“Everyone goes his own way.”

Well, in which other country can you see how a saved from an imminent death tries to catch up for an electric car in order to cut out its sickness?
Where are the unsuccessful killers, they are the heroes-savers, they are the operators of the multi-ton machine, will be beaten away from the rescued by means of a sprayer and an undernourished apple? : )
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1210/o121026.html#2
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