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 31.10.2012
One of the girls in the office today divorced another. We laugh, we can’t. Most of them are fucking head-to-head.
The topic of losing weight. And one (Alena) another (Lena) says, “You know how I lost weight? I walked back and forth - calories type burned, bla bla bla..." Probably said so. So this fool has been walking behind a half hour. And Alena, after this speech, turned to us when she left and said, “Nihera, I fucked her.” Every time Lena now enters the room with her ass, we break inside from laughter.
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