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 31.10.2012
XXX: I have had it too. But our water from the crane cannot be drunk, so we either buy or defend. Plus for flowers I always defend water, not less than 5 liters )) So it's easier for me - suddenly turned off again - it's always more than shampoo to wash. This morning I washed my head. Just washed it... turned off the light. And we have the light, as you do with water - if turned off, not less than three hours. It was 12 hours and a day. I need to run to work no later than in 40 minutes, and my hair drops water!
So the stove...
The hair is thick, and then it was still long, without a dryer in 40 minutes to completely dry out is unrealistic, especially in the apartment is cold. She let go all the towels she found, so rubbed her head that it was unclear how she wasn’t bald, and her hair was still wet. I thought the boss would have a clock to trade. But imagine your subordinate saying, “I will be late because my head is wet; she would have washed my head and washed my neck.” So I took toilet paper, divided my hair into strands, and wrapped it. She is hygroscopic)) And at this moment, suddenly, Maxime returns home. Picture with oil: wet towels everywhere, and I am red from anger and effort I stand with the "dredd" of toilet paper on my head, and my eyes knock))
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