Mikhail Zhvanetsky (MK)

We had Tychon, a black, lame, struggling Odessa cat with blades. He came to us to sleep. Sleeping, shaking his legs, all day, it could be carried for 1 leg. Where was he at night? Looking for love adventures in different courts. Tikhon gave birth to a lot of children, like him. I, looking at him, began to suspect that cats also have sexually transmitted diseases. Tychon was not sick, but I had no doubt that he was rolling unknown where and entering disorderly connections. Although my dad, a doctor, said that cats don’t get sexually transmitted diseases, it only occurs in humans. After the turbulent nights, Tychon slept with us like a barley, but at the same time, in general, kept the refrigerator, which had to be opened with him. As someone approached, a loud voice immediately sounded out:"Miau, what is it? Let’s look at it!" They all looked together. The cat said "About this I would eat!"
Tycho could feed himself. He needed a place to sleep and food if he suddenly disappeared. Not here, but in the neighborhood. The cat could move on its own, and, in my opinion, he was coming to us in the tram.