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 27.06.2008
Myth of Oh! I walk shortly in the evening on the street, carrying a bottle of strong beer with me. Suddenly, two mints come out of the dark, stop me, one of them looks at the bottle and says thoughtfully, “Aha, beer means strong.” He says, “Let’s see now,” he takes a bottle from me, looks at it, then sharply gets the opening, buys the bottle and gives it to me. I take a beer on the machine, mint looks me in the eyes and says so seriously "Okay, we will not delay, but the bottle will have to be confiscated". I calmly took a beer and the law enforcers fled in the dark. I stood there a long time and thought about life. I decided I’t drink beer anymore.)
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