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 07.11.2012
from a medical site

Question of 967
A few days ago, my member was stuck in a vacuum cleaner. I pulled out, but he blew up and didn’t get up. What should I do?! to

Petro, Russia, Moscow, 18

Answer: Hi Peter
Nothing irreparably terrible happened. Help him with troxevasin and abstain from sex for a few days. And the next time you want to enjoy the absorbing effect, ask your favorite girlfriend. The vacuum cleaner is designed for other functions, and I urge you not to put your penis there anymore.

by 10.04.11
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