bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 61 - ]
 07.11.2012
Dialogue of a 27-year-old girl with her father:

I: Dad, please meet me at the crossroads near my house, I have a heavy bag of books.
Q: Okay, I am going

Meeting is

I: Actually, I just wanted to beat the petards. One is lower.
Q: So why didn’t you say it? I would take a petard with me.
I: I have it!
I don’t have a fireplace with me.
I: I have it!
Q: What are you silent? Let us play!! to
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna