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 07.11.2012
Discussion of the article on the contradictory image of the ideal woman:
Nata is
Yes yes, of course. And I remembered an old joke: a single man comes to a marriage agency. He is asked what he wants to see in his chosen woman. He: I want to have a low height, not to talk all the time, and love fishing. You should marry a penguin.

The guest
Well, women dream of a pumped athlete with press cubes, so that at the same time he was an intellectual, male and leader in life, but at home he loved to wash dishes, cook, loved to talk about women's problems, understood what PMS is and looked at his woman with loving eyes (directly through the ridiculous and cynical pimple for which she loved him). And yes yes. He’s still going to be a single lover, with the mega-superman in bed.
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