Alexander got up in the morning, ate a light breakfast prepared by his wife, put the dishes in the dishwasher invented by Josephine Cochrane, joined the Vaya Fai based on the Hedi Lamar principle, opened a program operating by programming invented by Ada Lovelace and written by women, opened canned dishes prepared by Hope Skin, filled them with chocolate biscuits invented by Ruth Wakefield, sprayed all of this coffee cleansed by the Merritt Benz method, and printed: “Women are a debilitated sex.”