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 12.11.2012
I walked some summer evening on the street with a child in front of my house, as I suddenly see as on the 2nd floor from an open window leaves a tied condom and falls in front of me. I couldn’t leave such a barbaric shame without attention, but I didn’t want to pick up the condom. In fact, here the child asks "Daddy, and what has it fallen?". I answered something like "Uncle Kaku threw out". "Paaap, and let’s roll back what". Well, I thought, a sober thought. I took a board next to it, scratched a condom on it, took a brick, put a rod on it and charged the condom right into the window. This is hard to believe, but you can't imagine what exhausting cry "Blyayayad" came out of the apartment, had to take his son-in-law on his arms and take a quick step away.
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