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 13.11.2012
xxx: I am leaving the room today, and I am given a small package at the reception (a type of advertisement)
XXX: A large Pepsi inscription on the package, and two candies inside
Well, I think, cool, Pepsi started making candy. Touched - soft, iron
I think I will eat one here and the other in the trolleybus.
xxx: Then I think: no, once I got to the hole, I will read the advertisement that lies in the bag except for candy.
Read: A new way to wash! One capsule is one wash.
XH: O_O
Xxx: A few seconds of stupor
XXX: I watch, not Pepsi, but Persil
Good that you read shit.
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