Why is it so sad?
Wife: I did sports today, and I am now so bad... I do everything, I do it, and I get worse and worse every day...
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Whoever has a cow, whoever has a goat, whoever has a sheep, and whoever has a goat. Be careful, you are a fan of anecdotes. I am also polite. If you understand what I am talking about.