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 16.11.2012
Shan: And next to the shelf dust natural domestic products. Here is a chocolate without chocolate, made in the Russian Bezpredelsk. Do you not believe that this is possible? The composition is written in the smallest font - consistent substitutes, flavours, preservatives and the mysterious phrase: "...soda with traces of chocolate".
Shan: A well-known confectionery technician explained: "This means that this product was manufactured in a shop, where nearby,, real chocolate is being manufactured and fragrance dust is flying in the air.
TaHk: Why not then write "with traces of shit"? I bet there’s some sorting somewhere.
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