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 16.11.2012
XXX: It is happening. In the summer we sat in an open cafe, next to a couple. The girl has a cute cat. She takes a piece of something there from the plate, and drives over the cat’s cheek. He rises up, stretches his foreheads, and the girl rises up.)) A guy with a hint in his voice:" Here you also irritate me, you irritate me". And the girl:"I’m annoying you? Yes, I almost put food under your nose, and you all look into other people's dishes, and you don't even look at your own. Look, some other cat will come, and your piece will take it")))) Judging by how quickly they calculated after that and left, the guy finally got there)))
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