In Yulmart, the discount section sells the Death Star - a giant combat space station, equipped with energy weapons of extraordinary destructive power and capable of destroying entire planets. Comments from buyers:
Is she on wheels?? to
Shelaev Andrey Vladimirovich: Is it necessary to change the rubber for the winter or will it run?
DarthAlex: I don’t use ion guns. How to update the driver?
Realpartzet: When will the new party appear? I am very close to the house, the rebels are noisy in the evening, I cannot sleep.
Dmitry is a great thing! I use it for the second year, never broken.
Master YODA: I will give it whole or in spare parts by authority... Not beaten, not painted... The second master... Ask YODA...
Jonick: Since this year, my Death Star has to make insurance for the event of DTP in space all the time.