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 29.11.2012
serg_kiev: The icon during the famous parade on November 7 stood towards Red Square a little further away from the mausoleum. And the soldiers, passing by and honoring Stalin, immediately took off their hats and were baptized.
Garik64: I’ll tell you more. The war began because the Russians excavated the tomb of Tamerlan and released an ancient curse. Hitler almost won, as Skorzeny took Shambhala to the Reich in full composition. However, the NKVD agent Rerich managed to make invisible amendments to the spells of the Book of the Dead used by the wise men of Shambhala. This reduced the combat effectiveness of the "Reich", "Adolf Hitler" and "Deadhead" divisions. In addition, the British beat Rommel, who was looking for Copy of fate in the Middle East and captured him. The copy was handed over to Stalin and on the Kursk bow was launched into battle as part of the tank column "Dmitry Donskoy", created with the means of the RPC. In the last attempt to reverse the course of the war, Annerbe opened the tomb of the Nibelung and obtained the Hammer of the Torah. But it was late. Mongolian soldiers have taken the original Book of Change from China. This allowed the specialists to determine the coordinates of the laboratory preparing the hammer for use. The trigrams pointed to Dresden.
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