Theft is the opposite.
The wife has a younger sister, looking at which from the side - it is possible to assume that if you spit or suck in her direction, then she will crash to hit by a shock airwave.
She has 172 cm of body height, and the body itself weighs only 45-47 kg, and she looks like a truss.
Sometimes I call her a “podyum old hangover,” and she doesn’t get offended. He is a technical translator who works. So here. and yesterday.
Late in the evening, a call from her. And immediately, by the fact that she can - without preface:
- I was attacked... Three devils jumped out right on the turn into our street... Billat, the jacket was broken...
A healthy life?
They didn’t know that I was a judo.
Are they then alive? I don’t ask about their health.
- You are funny, and as a result - two are now lying in a frozen pit, and one - escaped, fell!
Are those who are lying alive?
Where are they going? They lie down, crawl, like a crap... Well, what do I do? Can I call the police?
It is stupid! Call an ambulance from the automate - if you find one - and get your feet away from there!
and silence...
- Listen, I am ashamed, of course, but the pockets of the lying - I cleaned up!... compensation, so to speak. For a sudden scare and a broken jacket. Do not worry. These goops had only 593 rubles (they would always live like that).
I am silent...
“Don’t blame, even on the phone – I see your dissatisfied face.
I am them!! All the whole!! It is 93 rubles! I left in the metro.

PS: well... what to say – BIGGODY, type – from the victim – hello to the thief!