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 10.12.2012
xxx> bleie, I just got to watch NTV, I'm scared friend
yyy> about what?
xxx> the end is imminent
yyy> an asteroid
Mayans, Indians, ancient proto-Slavs, all of them unanimously say that the dog is coming, they have dominated the mosaic in the fuck and this they want to warn us, because December 21 on the calendar of the Indians (which NTV modestly silenced) is indicated as the day of the blue hand and this is the undeniable proof that the dog will come, people save, fuck that the prices have risen and the price has fallen and prepare for the end!
xxx> yet this pathosy voice behind the frame, which does not even speak, but TELL about the end of the world and all the time filled with phrases "Scientists proved" "Scientists in shock" "Scientists are working on decoding";
yyy> I have such a sense that these pathetic voices after this shit is recorded and broadcast, gather, eat candy, call back with Ren-TV and crack the entire television company )
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