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 10.12.2012
I hate washing dishes, especially old dishes. Fuck, when I pulled out a plate of two-week flour at the bottom, I thought it was sick now. Greetings to all who did not welcome.
YYY: I am sick from fresh. And a bowl with pork fat four days old wash? What about potatoes with mayonnaise a week ago?
zzz: Flood all the ferries, open the crane, leave for 10 minutes. You close the crane and leave it until next Monday.
BBB: Next Monday you throw it out and buy a new one.
zzz: Preferably a kitchen.
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