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 18.12.2012
They were in guests with acquaintances, he was a tru admin, she was a tru accountant. Interested in how they started to meet, because administrators and accountants are enemy?! She gets red, well, and he told the story: "Two years ago we worked at the same enterprise. I was forced to go out on Saturday to help me calculate my salary. The day didn’t go right away – the base fell, the electricity turned on and off, the computer in the blue screen throws out and she’s still fucking brains. Close to noon after another attack on my address, I grabbed the Scotch, broke her arms, wrapped her with a scotch, glued her mouth, ripped off her shirt and bended through her desk and fucking. After he finished, he gave her a knife for paper, and he himself went to the server waiting for the order of the police. The police did not come, but she entered the room and offered to drink tea together. After the tea we repeated again, at the same table, but without scotch.
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