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 03.07.2008
Frost 16: The evening of the boring dazzler. The holiday is celebrated every Sunday, starting with the last numbers of April and ending with the last numbers of November. This holiday is ancient and dates back to Peter the First, who brought to Russia potatoes, tomatoes, tobacco and German governors. In such days, it is customary to gather with a dull and tired appearance on the platforms of suburban electric cars. And after that, retaining the suffering expression of the face to be filled in these very electricians, to close absolutely all the windows, sweat abundantly, unravel crosswords, smoke in battle-filled tambours, have fun in drunk and tell the neighbors in the store that the cucumbers need to be planted necessarily in the light of the full moon on the third week from the time the May bushes will begin to land on the nearest berries.
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