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 04.07.2008
Dim4a: I wake up in the morning with a terrible badun...In the embrace of O_O!!! I get up, I take the guitar, and I start to play the song of nirvana, which I did not know in life.Ohuevaja!I will be a friend.He stayed overnight with me.I ask: what was it?He: "GY)))and you don't remember?“Thank you, I heard yesterday we drank gin with you in the volume of one liter.When there was a gram so two hundred and twenty,you went, took a notebook, jumped from the injection all the bites “Beasts”, took the guitar we half-day with you and the girls sang all their repertoire.Then you saw it became boring,You took and from one of your mobile phone called the other mobile phone, went to the toilet and about what there was himself talking about for a minute 40.Then to see the money ended, you went out, removed both mobile phones in the refrigerator, went to another room, began to learn the song of Nirvana, imitating not only the vocals of Cobain, and the decanoabels with which Cobain sang.I couldn’t take the guitar away, so I hid you with the guitar and went to bed.”
Dim4a: “How do people look in the eyes?!!!“!”
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