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 27.12.2012
known cases of cooking in the washing machine of cancers (" a cha,
It warms up to 95 degrees and presses the juice in the washing machine.
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Ha has. In the Soviet washing machines dissolved stolen candy caramel and sugar, allowed to be brown and melted into a self-propelled apparatus. In modern with a tailored controller, such a braga was done precisely and, probably, the first was also obtained, raising the temperature at the right moment to about 85 degrees (although you need to climb into the body to glue the steam pipe to the tank). There are examples of obtaining bragi for the same from potatoes and beets, which beats the drum in the washing mode, is pressed in the press mode and then wanders perfectly. And finally (tested by me!) small potatoes with peanuts and small carrots, i.e. a typical marriage formed in each detector, can be washed without powder in the washing machine and thus massively cleaned without straining (nano-morning then usually goes in a marinade range with peanuts, onions, etc., and the nanocarton is partially frozen and roasted in fries as you starve). But the juice should not be squeezed: would you know how much of the planted hair is wrapped in the pump... do you definitely want to drink this afterwards? and ;)
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