I work in a car salon, a couple came to us - a husband and wife. Choose the car. to him. They walk, they look. Finally, he determined with the model, asks his wife:
Do you like it? Do you approve?
And she to him:
- You take the car for yourself, for your money, so buy what you like, I don't understand them at all.
So I decided to joke and say:
But then he will choose your car and also buy what he likes.
She smiles, shakes her hands and says:
“Oh no, you guys, I even manage to collect all the pillars on the road on a bicycle, put me behind the car – I’ll shoot someone in the first week. We agreed with him that he would then buy me a dishwasher (and all this was said without sarcasm).
Here are the respectable women.
Some of you know how to ride, but for the first time I saw one who was able to admit it!!! to
Pussy: Man, if you suddenly read this, know how lucky you are with your wife.