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 31.12.2012
Comments on the news about the delivery to Tyumen by the Ministry of Emergencies of diseased Russians in Thailand:

The Vector:
Here thanks, some infection from Thailand to Tyumen brought, and they do not tell what to prepare for.

The Other:
Vector, well, what do I hear the bell, and I don't know where it is from, where did some info about the infection some, what kind of throws?

The Vector:
Yes, I worry that no zombie apocalypse in the New Year's Eve happened, the storyline just suits the Qur'an has already broken through midnight, fireworks thunder throughout the city and residents celebrate the onset of the new year. In the hospital, the service staff misses a glass of champagne, while one of the patients recovers... The outcry of surprised nurses to return to the chamber leads to nothing. The virus has already gone through the incubation period in the patient's body and has mutated into a new, stronger strain. Soon, a small number of staff and the patient come out on the streets, already led by a bloody instinct. On the streets where drunk and relaxed and nothing suspicious, celebrating people... Whether it will be... the beginning of the end or the next line in the news about an incomprehensible psychosis... to be continued...
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